What is Ground Hog?
1.
when you have to take a huge shit, and you are at a place where you cant. The shit resembles a ground hog as it constantly pokes in and out of your ass.
Dude you have to pull over, I have a major ground hog here!!!
2.
another name for an abnormally small wang
dude i saw jimmy in the showers, hes a freakin ground hog.
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3.
The tragic incident in which the small piece of skin on the underside of ones penis breaks in half causing immense pain. This is usually caused by roughly brushing the penis on the ground after intercourse.
Holy shit man! Another groundhog? You gotta start doing it on the bed instead!
4.
One who pleasures himself from the use of holes in a feild and/or grassy knoll.
My god! Ground Hog Day already???
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