Ground Rule Double

What is Ground Rule Double?


1.

Copping a feel on a girl without ever making out. Most commonly occurs at parties or dance clubs. Named for the circumstance in baseball when a player hits a ball and it bounces over the wall. He automatically advances to second base.

Person 1: Dude, did you see me grabbing that girl's tit when we were dancing? I totally just got to second base in like 5 minutes.

Person 2: I'm not sure if that qualifies as second base. It's more like a ground rule double.

See first base, second base, third base, homerun, tits

2.

When a male cannot have an erection he inserts his testicles in to the vagina instead.

i was so drunk i had to give her the ground rule double.

3.

Variation on upper decker. Instead of shitting in the tank of a toilet, shitting in the bowl and then manually repositioning the load to the tank.

I was so drunk I forgot to do an upper decker, but after I saw the sweet log I fired into the bowl I knew I had to go for the ground rule double.


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