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a genital slurpee is the act of peeing on your butt hole instead of wiping.
i had just taken a sloppy dump when i realized that there w..
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The bitch/bastard who leaked Midnight Sun on the internet and stopped SMeyer from writing it.
The one person that every Twilighter wou..
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A situation where you make your stay at the toilet a luxury, often involving bringing food, a laptop computer and preferably something t..