What is Grove City?
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A small town in western PA. The population of this hell hole takes the term "neo conservative" to unspeakable extremes, and contains within itself the largest "presbyterian caucasian-anyone else" ratio ever possible.
Anyone unfortunate enough to end up in the God-forsaken horrible place is slowly falling down a deep, dark abyss of stupidiy and narrow-mindedness. Since the inhabitants of Grove City are falling down a bottomless pit, they will all die of starvation and go to hell, where they all belong.
You're voting for Bush just because John Kerry insignificantly mispronouned a Bible verse? Holy hell, he's a presidential candidate, not a fucking priest. You're so Grove City.
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A small town in Western Pennsylvania, which is home to Grove City Cult - also known as Grove City College. The purpose of a college or university is to educate and help people develop character. Therefore, it is necessary to provide diversity and different perspectives in your learning. At Grove City College, surrounded by ignorant, self-centered, naive, and narrow-minded staff, students, and faculty, you’ll be lucky to experience something outside of the white-conservative-Presbyterian culture. The saddest thing is that they do not want to change and are happy with the way they run things. And they call themselves Christians, trying to represent the kingdom of heaven?!?
Grover : Hey Sally, you going to come over to the student union to celebrate Ronald Reagan's Birthday with me?!? The college helped us with throwing our 16th Annual Birthday Bash!
Sally: I'm there dude!
Lonely Minority: (to himself) Funny...Martin Luther King Jr's Birthday and Black History month haven't even been mentioned or celebrated for the last 4 years...leave it up to the
Grove City Cult
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a small town in western pennsylvania that everyone thinks they know. A general distaste is constantly felt towards it due to its superiority to other towns. It houses Grove City College, one of the most renowned colleges in the country. Though a relatively preppy campus it encompasses preps and headbangers.
PSU Student 1: Dude that kid is so Grove City!
PSU Student 2: What do u mean?
PSU Student 1: He most likely has more money on him then ur daddy makes in a year.
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A small town in western Pa which, despite what everyone else thinks, is not 100% white christians. Nor do we all have Klan uniforms. While we are mostly republican, there are many democrats in town.
Guy {after actually visiting GC}: Hey, Grove City isnt the shitty place everone thinks it is.
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Adjective used to describe an oppressively religious and/or narrowminded person or idea.
Inspired by the small college in Grove City, Pennsylvania, which has consistantly ranked among the top five schools in the nation (according to Princeton Review) for having the most caucasian student body, the least viable social life, least accepting of alternative lifestyles, and most holy student body.
So your roommate's gay, big deal. Don't be so Grove City.
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a fast growing town in central ohio where city council is kcking out all the black people in urbancrest,(next to grove city) to build the shopping center of a lifetime. basiclly. we also have a kiss ass bowl to skate in. it also has nice n big wal mart.
Joe: Hey Nigger, were gonna head back down to the old Grove Shitty.
Tyrone: Don't you mean Grove City? Oh, you and and them crackers. Hahaha.
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A right wing town in western P.A. in the USA. It houses the most narrow minded rednecks on the face of the plannet, although the people are rather wealthy, they are complete morons.
Is that a person wearing a clan uniform and trying to convert every person who isnt a christian? must be from grove city.
