Grow A Tail Edit Meaning

1.

to take a shit, just to plain ol' take a shit

Dude, hold that thought. I gotta go grow a tail

2.

defecate

Nah, that's cool; I'm going to sit out this round; I gotta go grow a tail.

3.

to poop, or take a shit.

i had to run to the bathroom to grow a tail.

See tail, grow, squirt, smell

4.

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).

"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"

"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

See Ted