Grower Not A Shower

What is Grower Not A Shower?

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

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Upstrokes

1. Masturbating and typing to your friends on the upstrokes I... am... writing... this... on.. the... upstrokes... and... watching... porn..

Elephino

1. a cross between an elephant and a rhino originated in the joke: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? answer: eleph..

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