Growing A Mushroom

What is Growing A Mushroom?

getting an erection, usually used when a surprise boner begins to form

As Jim's pants started to get tight he stated, "damn i'm growing a mushroom".

See boner, erection, stiffy, mungo, wood

Distextlia

1. Texting dislexia... Switching letters around un a text message. normally due to T9 usage Jim: I got a new act last night Bob: What? A ..

Oops?

1. the greatest apology ever Person 1: You ruined my life!!!!! *runs away crying* Person 2: oops? See oops, apology, sorry, oopsie..

Zumbombie

1. Bums who exhibit zombie-like actions, like stumbling towards and converging on the living tourists while groaning. The zumbombies began..

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