Growling At The Badger Edit Meaning

1.

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)

Also known as "going the growl"

"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"

2.

Although often used to indicate oral sex on a female, a new definition has been recently discovered.

Growling at the badger is the orgasmic sound made by a man as a result of using two hands to have intercourse with a badger, often using a sausage for added pleasure.

Growling at the badger sound effects

Man: fnarr fnarr

Badger: *badger sounds*

Sausage:...

See growling at the badger, shed, badger, fnarr, growling

3.

to conduct oral sex on a female

"What were you doing there? It smells, and looks like a badly packed kebab!"

"I was growling at the badger."

See Tommo