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the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds
Him: Hey, I've been working out ..
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What you say when you are in a group of 2 or more people and someone else asks for a volunteer to do something lame. The last person to ..
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Worse than 2 girls 1 cup, goddamn, I didn't think it could get any worse...but it does.
Dude 1: 2 girls 1 finger is way more fucke..