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Weaving in traffic becuase you are facebooking from your phone; similar to texting while driving only with more animation and photo uplo..
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When you take a dump and flush it, but some or all of your turds come back up (back from the dead, hence the term "zombie shit"..
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The act of washing just the balls, ass crack and arm pits. These areas are typically the strongest sources of body odor.
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