What is Gruff-knot?
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Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.
"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"
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a girl who believes she is better than you, not perfect, but better than YOU.
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