What is Gruff-knot?
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Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.
"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"
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a nickname, or just a name you call one of your friends when they are bothering you.
Gosh Julie was being such an angry orca today, jee..
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An affliction thought to be caused by the consumption of improperly processed canned tuna. The processed tuna is inadvertently combined ..
