Gruffnut

What is Gruffnut?

1.

The clotting of anal hair due to the application of excrement.

Oooooo I don't think I wiped properly I've got gruffnuts hangin out of my posterior

2.

noun; a piece (or pieces) of faeces stuck in the hair around your anus

"mate, i found the biggest gruffnut last nite"

See shit, poo, bum, anus

3.

the pooey mess left behind in the anal hair if an anus is not wiped with enough care is called gruffnut.

Glen recieved lots of gruffnut when he went for a poo and didnt wipe afterwards. This caused a discusting mess to be left in his anal hair over the anal region and his undergarments.

See glen, bumhair, poo
8

Random Words:

W.o.f.
1. A W.O.F. (pronounced w-ah-f) is a Waste of Flesh. This refers to someone who is being completely worthless. It applies most frequently..
Read more
Lot Shark
1. A ballsack of a person who will doggedly follow a shopper from the door of a store to their vehicle where they will wait with vulpine in..
Read more
Golden Boot
1. To be kicked from a chat room willingly instead of just leaving, by the host, mods, or admins, of the chat room. kickkickedbanned mod ..
Read more