Gruft

What is Gruft?

1. A satisfactory collection of facial hair.

2. Pubic hair

1. When I'm thinking, I often stroke the gruft upon my face to supplement the psychological exercise

2. I buried my face in her vagina, but the gruft surrounding her beefy curtains gave me stubble rash.

See chin pubes, cruft, minge, fanny, facial hair, gash

Lard Stick

1. A really fat person Look at that Lard stick, he's so fat See yourmom..

Toxic Mega-colon

1. A form of diarrhea caused by bacteria Clostridium difficil, that lives in poop. Aaron can't go out tonight. He's got toxic me..

Reardon

1. When you take a girl into the bathroom of a bar and she mouthifies your wang, pull out, bust on her face, and grab her a piece of toilet..

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