Gruft

What is Gruft?

1. A satisfactory collection of facial hair.

2. Pubic hair

1. When I'm thinking, I often stroke the gruft upon my face to supplement the psychological exercise

2. I buried my face in her vagina, but the gruft surrounding her beefy curtains gave me stubble rash.

See chin pubes, cruft, minge, fanny, facial hair, gash

Zipprocrastination

1. When you are aware of work you should be doing, yet unable to resist the temptation of your Zippo lighter. You sit and play with it un..

Lizbian

1. A sex crased bi-sexual. Has mad drunken partys. See also lezfest. Oi Lizbian! Whens the Party? See Minardi 2. A girl that pretends t..

Mathers

1. an idiot, twat, moron, jerk your really a mathers aren't you? See wysiwyg 2. A common question used to answer the phone in Bake..

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