Gruft

What is Gruft?

1. A satisfactory collection of facial hair.

2. Pubic hair

1. When I'm thinking, I often stroke the gruft upon my face to supplement the psychological exercise

2. I buried my face in her vagina, but the gruft surrounding her beefy curtains gave me stubble rash.

See chin pubes, cruft, minge, fanny, facial hair, gash

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