What is Gruft?
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1. A satisfactory collection of facial hair.
2. Pubic hair
1. When I'm thinking, I often stroke the gruft upon my face to supplement the psychological exercise
2. I buried my face in her vagina, but the gruft surrounding her beefy curtains gave me stubble rash.
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Old British phrase of yore. A general statement of nonchalant, uncaring and whistful, as if a problem holds no ground to your current st..
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Just a name for someone acting dumb, retarded, gay.
Ian you burnt queer muffin, shut the hell up!
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