Gruft

What is Gruft?

1. A satisfactory collection of facial hair.

2. Pubic hair

1. When I'm thinking, I often stroke the gruft upon my face to supplement the psychological exercise

2. I buried my face in her vagina, but the gruft surrounding her beefy curtains gave me stubble rash.

See chin pubes, cruft, minge, fanny, facial hair, gash

W.w.f.d.?

1. Means what would fobbitt do? For all those Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, Coasties who do not leave the wire. Complian because the..

Omniexistent

1. Misspelled though still understandable "omnipresent". -Dickhead, there's no such word as "omniexistent" -Lard..

Scene Police

1. A person who thinks that everyone else is trying to become scene. May make sly remarks to friends as if they are making fun of another p..

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