Gruft

What is Gruft?

1. A satisfactory collection of facial hair.

2. Pubic hair

1. When I'm thinking, I often stroke the gruft upon my face to supplement the psychological exercise

2. I buried my face in her vagina, but the gruft surrounding her beefy curtains gave me stubble rash.

See chin pubes, cruft, minge, fanny, facial hair, gash

Im Bankruptcy

1. When you have loads of IM contacts, half which you don't even know, you decide to delete everyone of them and start again. 1. Beca..

Holy Woe

1. AN expression of divine despair and melancholy Good god! The Mullets are on, and the remote is broken; Holy Woe!..

Endurance Wank

1. An act of masturbation that exceeds 40 minutes. When no one is coming home until the early hours of the morning and you are bored. Endu..

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