What is Gruft?
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1. A satisfactory collection of facial hair.
2. Pubic hair
1. When I'm thinking, I often stroke the gruft upon my face to supplement the psychological exercise
2. I buried my face in her vagina, but the gruft surrounding her beefy curtains gave me stubble rash.
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