Grumbling Midget

What is Grumbling Midget?

An angry dwarf that is easily thrown around with the use of a cannopult, sling shot, cannon, golf tee, or mule.

Alex was being a grumbling midget so I sent him on a mule to Arizona.

See dwarf, mule, arizona, cannon, golf

Hog Lining

1. Trolling for hideous beastly woman. Intentionally bedding the fattest and most disgusting woman at the bar so as to entertain your fr..

Offlabel

1. When you use an object for something other than its true purpose. "That jam jar would make a sweet offlabel butt plug." &quo..

Morning Spliff

1. a cannabis cigarette that is smoked early morning,(before 11) and preferably in your local park (providing cannabis is legal where you a..

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