Grumbling Midget

What is Grumbling Midget?

An angry dwarf that is easily thrown around with the use of a cannopult, sling shot, cannon, golf tee, or mule.

Alex was being a grumbling midget so I sent him on a mule to Arizona.

See dwarf, mule, arizona, cannon, golf

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