Grumbling Midget

What is Grumbling Midget?

An angry dwarf that is easily thrown around with the use of a cannopult, sling shot, cannon, golf tee, or mule.

Alex was being a grumbling midget so I sent him on a mule to Arizona.

See dwarf, mule, arizona, cannon, golf

Living In Sin With A Safety Pin

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Swirling Derbish

1. an act where you take a shit and swirl it around with your wiener on a chicks back then you take your penis and stick it in the girls ea..

Dumpf

1. A large, hefty stick found in a Jamaican wood by the Queen of England. I do believe her majesty's found a dumpf. See dumpf, queen..

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