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First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.
Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?
Husband: No..
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On the booze. When you are going out to get very drunkall night.
Girl 1: What is Sarah going out to do tonight?
Girl 2: She's goi..
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Use of complex words by people in daily conversation who have little knowledge of their proper meaning or usage in the English language...