What is Grumph?
1.
Another name for a ladies vagina
She had a real hairy grumph!
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2.
A cute way of saying I'm pretending to be annoyed|sad|upset. The word needs to be said with appropriate grouchiness and poutyness.
James "Zac Efron is an appalling actor and should be banned from celluloid"
Elle "You don't mean that! Grumph!"
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3.
The lint found in one's navel.
Jimmy used his thumb and index finger to pull the grumph out of his belly button.
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4.
a piece of unidentifable matter
He had a piece of grumph on his shirt.
There was a piece of grumph on the bottom of his shoe.
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