Grumpy Lettuce

What is Grumpy Lettuce?


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grumpy lettuce

oversized, sloppy, and disclored vagina lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the vagina orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the doggystyle position, or via your buddy that was a first-hand victim. All in all grumpy lettuce is when the vagina resembles 2 pieces of rotten lettuce that had been sitting in the fridge a little too long. It's so bad it actually makes the vagina look unhappy.

Was it not for the grumpy lettuce I would have been able to maintain an erection.

See bologna flaps, meat curtains, meat drapes, vaginosis, vagina

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oversized, sloppy, and disclored vagina lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the vagina orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the doggystyle position, or via your buddy that was a first-hand victim. All in all grumpy lettuce is when the vagina resembles 2 pieces of rotten lettuce that had been sitting in the fridge a little too long.

I tried fucking Sally last night but I couldn't get hard because she had grumpy lettuce.

See bologna flaps, meat curtains, meat drapes, vaginosis, vagina


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