Grunch Edit Meaning

1.

To reply to an original post on a web forum without first reading the other replies.

Grunch... I haven't read any of the other replies to your post, but I think you should do XYZ.

See grunching, forum, online

2.

The hard crusty stuff that glues your eyelids shut in the morning. An indicator that your hangover is going to be so bad that you beg for a migrane instead.

Oh man, after those two (three?)bottles of tequila last night I woke up with some serious grunch in my eyes. Please, kill me now...

See eye, snot, goo, sleep, hangover, crust

3.

Taking a real mean shit

Man, my ass is on fire after my last grunch.

I need to take a grunch after being anally intruded.

See poop, grumpy, shit, poo, bm

4.

Grunch(verb) The act of self fistation, Fisting yourself in the Anal cavity.

"Get your grunch on" - the act of a hearty night of "tearing yourself a new one" *may result in bleeding

See fisting, anal, masturbation, sex, self-service, pleasure

5.

Noun: grundle for brunch! You can get your favorite brunch items at the low-budget, saltpeter, indigestive quality, that you have come to so adamantly despise yourself for eating every day, on Saturday and Sunday mornings at the grundle.

Verb: The act of consuming grunch.

Noun: "Did he even take you out to grunch the next morning?"

Verb: "Dude, I'm wicked hungover, lets go grunch!"

See indigestion, nutrition, grundle, brunch

6.

The act of cutting off another driver suddenly when in traffic. Also, you may be the " Gruncher" or the " Grunchee", and it is possible to be " Grunched".

" Oh Damn!! There is the exit. Oh well, I'm gonna grunch this dude in the Kia!!"

7.

the stench of moldy semen, body odor, old clothing, and human waste that has fermented for many months in a small college dormroom.

Kevin was trying to get his mack on when his bitch said, "It smells like grunch in here!"