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When you promote yourself by changing the title in your email signature.
Mike gave himself an email promotion when he changed the title..
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when the boy lies flat, the girl gives him head, and he fucks her with his feet.
dude, my girlfriend and i had head to toe sex last nig..
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When you wake up from a heavy night of drink and find out that your friends thought it would be funny to put a coffe grinder on your dic..
