Grundledwarf

What is Grundledwarf?


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n. one who is small enough to crawl in between the legs of another and tickle, lick, suck, pump, or play with his grundle

v. grundledwarfing-to sell oneself as a grundledwarf; i.e. a prostitute grundle

I woke up to a grundledwarf licking my grundle; my first instinct was to stop him, but I decided to let him finish.

I make a living grundledwarfing.

As a grundledwarf, I charge a penny a tickle or ten tickles per nickle.

I hired a grundledwarf to fulfill my fantasies, but he sucked at sucking my grundle, so I killed him.

See grundle, gooch, scrotum, anus, darf, sex


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