What is Grundledwarf?
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n. one who is small enough to crawl in between the legs of another and tickle, lick, suck, pump, or play with his grundle
v. grundledwarfing-to sell oneself as a grundledwarf; i.e. a prostitute grundle
I woke up to a grundledwarf licking my grundle; my first instinct was to stop him, but I decided to let him finish.
I make a living grundledwarfing.
As a grundledwarf, I charge a penny a tickle or ten tickles per nickle.
I hired a grundledwarf to fulfill my fantasies, but he sucked at sucking my grundle, so I killed him.
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