Grundlemonkey

What is Grundlemonkey?

grundlemonkey (pl grundlemonkeys) N. -

1. Various debris or foreign matter attached to the nether region between posterior and anterior (see grundle); also the annoyance thereof.

2. A person (or persons) representing said debris and its annoyance.

1. "So I pulled down her panties and there was this freaking grundlemonkey just staring at me. I wrapped her back up and sent her home."

2. "Damn, dude, quit hanging around so close with that terrible gold chain and musk, you grundlemonkey."

See taint, grundle, chode, gooch, monkey

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