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When your chick is passed out, you cum in one of her ears. While she's passed out the jizz hardens and looks like a hearing aid wh..
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The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides
Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back o..
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the button you push on your car alarm keypad that makes the alarm go off
a dog walked up to my car and before he could piss on it i pus..
