Grunion Edit Meaning

1.

a dirty, stinky indivdual, usually female, with several disgusting habits.

My coworker is such a grunion, she smells like B.O., her hair is so nappy, and she clears her throat every thirty seconds.

See granola, nasty, dirty, gross, disgusting

2.

A Grunion can be phrased to mean both an individual or the specific are of an indivual usually classified as being the unit of space between the fudge-cunt and cunt or if applied to a male between the fudge-cunt and sack.

Have you washed your grunion today?

See onion, fudgecunt, grouch, mowatt, Grumpet

3.

1. Colloquial term for the (mercifully) mostly defunct Grand Union grocery chain.

2. Dick cheese.

You are apt to find some grunion (2) in the Wisconsin aisle of the Grunion (1).

See smegma, dick butter, gronion, cock cheese, head cheese

4.

Ok I don't know what all these other definitions are about, but a true grunion is a half-erect penis.

Bob has erectile dysfunction, whenever he doesn't take his medication he gets a grunion.

See grunion, dysfunction, choad, anus

5.

When a male's member or penis is wider then long. A deformed rarity of sorts that causes odd reactions.

Ibe's grunion made the girl laugh her ass off. This here grunion'll make you squirm bitch.

See chode, aids, deformed, sex

6.

A grunion is a male who hangs out in a public place-such as a beach or park-and waits for another male so they may engage in sexual activity.

While at the beach, don't let the kids go to the bathroom alone because there may be a grunion in there waiting for man-love.

7.

A short co-worker that snorts all day long.

"Stacy is a grunion" or "Damn that Grunion she keeps on snorting"

See Rob