Grunk Edit Meaning

1.

The combination of being grumpy and drunk - as epitomised by Colin Bacon during late night phone calls.

"Hello Colin Bacon, How are you?"

"All women are fucking evil, you're all evil and just fucking dreadful!..."

"Oh dear, are you Grunk again?"

See grumpy, drunk, colin, bacon, grunk, grunky

2.

Musical genre 'Grunk'. Stands for Grunge Funk but not limited to just 2 genres. Limitless music.

Example 1:

"John Smith Quintet is the first 'Grunk' band"

Example 2:

"Lets play some Grunk"

See john, smith, grunge, funk, grunk

3.

1.) Elderly people who are drunk beyond their limit. (Grandparent + Crunked)

2.) When you consume large enough quantities of alcohol that you enter a state where you fall and cant get up, need adult diapers, and have trouble getting an erection, much like a Grandparent.

Damn, I got grunk last night! I pissed my pants and couldnt get it up.

See drunk, crunk, grunk, alcohol

4.

the unstable and highly dangerous state of an out-of-control ginger - and therefore soulless - person under the influence of alcohol. The ginger's crotch actually burns more violently whilst 'grunk', resulting in uncontrollable sexual urges of which unconcious mingers are often victim.

Hodgo: "why the hell does that stupid ginger keep smelling his fingers?"

Darryl: "hes clearly grunk, didnt you see him drag that passed out whale off into the shadows?"

See gingervitis, firecrotch, sexual predator, ginger muff

5.

The amazingly new undiscovered musical orgasm to the ear, mind, body and soul known as grunge-funk

Example 1

"Dude what's this awesome music?"

"That my good chum is uncut dirty grunk!"

Example 2

"I think grunge is good and all but its so depressing"

"All you need my friend is a hot injection of groove... GRUNK IT UP!"

See grunk, grunge, funk, red, hot, chili, peppers, nirvana, big, muff, fuzz, generation, x, pearl, jam, funkadelic, sly, stone

6.

A contraction of the adjectives "gay" and "drunk". A condition resulting from an abnormally large intake of alcohol; where an otherwise heterosexual male exhibits overtly homosexual behavior.

"Andy was totally grunk last night. He kept grabbing my ass and rubbing against me on the dance floor."

7.

(n) The name is the result of combining two types of cannibis, grape and skunk, into a hybrid.

"Wow, that grunk sure seems to damage motor skills and render even the alphabet a challenge."

See marijuana, chronic, skunk, grape, hydro