Grunumph

What is Grunumph?

Verb - to sniff a recently vacated seat for the purpose of sexual gratification

Often delivered with an unconvincing inference that there had actually been direct human connection,

eg "It was a hot day and she was wearing no knickers. When she stood up, she allowed me to grunumph her" - "her" being not the woman but her chair.

See chair, sniff, nose, sexual, hot

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