What is Grunumph?
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Verb - to sniff a recently vacated seat for the purpose of sexual gratification
Often delivered with an unconvincing inference that there had actually been direct human connection,
eg "It was a hot day and she was wearing no knickers. When she stood up, she allowed me to grunumph her" - "her" being not the woman but her chair.
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stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.
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Residue of fart - A slipperiness between the butt cheeks caused by poo particles and moisture released from a fart.. Fermenting Gas mois..
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To deliver before the request was even thought of
Get me those leads, quick-urgent!
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To deliver before the request was even thought..
