What is Grup?
1.
A grown-up in the minority, finding themselves among younger people. Coined by Adrian Spies, writer of the Star Trek episode featuring a post-apocalyptic world where only teenagers survived.
It's a kid's game chiefly, but you can find grups playing too.
2.
Accumulation of crumbs, dirt, dust, hair, fluff and other objects that accidentally fall between the keys of a computer keyboard.
Take the keyboard in front of you, turn it upside down and shake vigorously over your desk. The grup is right there in front of you.
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3.
Older person, usually a woman, who is very old and wishes that they were younger and therefore dresses as if they were a teenager or early twenties. This person will very often:
shop at stores that are meant for teens or early twenties
wears fake eyelashes
wears so much make-up, you could scrape it off with a knife to hide their many wrinkles
and
talks just like their daughter
That stupid grup has the same shirt as me.
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