What is Gruzzle?
1.
verb; to eat hastily, with zeal.
Derivation is probably a combination of "gruffle" and "guzzle."
See also "gruffle."
"You ready to gruzzle down some cheese omelettes, or do you want to watch Braveheart again first?"
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2.
Slime creature that can't read and steals words from books so no one else can read either.
"Hah! I fucking slimed that Gruzzle! Eat that, I found the mystery word!"
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3.
an african brotha with a half an afro cause the other half was am burned off wif a zizzle lighter,
dang! that bizzle got some gruzzle!
