What is Gtfq?
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Verb: Using Google to search for knowledge. Intended to imply that knowledge is at ones fingertips. It is meant to be used sarcastically, especially in an office environment.
Acronym: Google The Fucking Question.
Joe asks:"Hey, what is the capital of New Zeland?"
Jane answers:"Gee, I don't know - why don't you GTFQ on that nice laptop of yours!"
Jimmy says: "Wait, I need to GTFQ before the boss asks me about it!"
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