Guac-block

What is Guac-block?

When you eat too much Mexican food and you are trying to hook up with a girl but your ass has other plans.

Tim went on a date with Megan to Taco Bell, two hours later they went to hook up but he got guac-blocked.

See guacamole, ass, farts, cock-blocked

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