What is Guam?
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Guam is an island in the North Pacific at 13-27 N 144-47 E. It is an unincorporated territory of the United States. Basically, it's a third world colony of the U.S.; home to large military bases. Demographics: 50% Chamorros (alt. Chamorru or Chamoron) the lazy (1/3 of Chamorros are on the dole) indigenous people of the island that look like chubby Filipinos. 30% actual Filipinos (most of the workforce), 8% Micronesian primitives, 7% Asians, and about 5% haolies, not counting the military. Although well funded by the U.S.; any funds are squandered by an inept, corrupt local government. Thus, the infrastructure is in decay, the schools are a nightmare, and you'll die if you go to the hospital. People in Guam enjoy BBQ's, eating Spam, drinking Budweiser, making babies, chewing Pugua, not working, and beating people up (especially wives).
The word Guam stands for: Give Us American Money,...it's where America's nightmare begins.
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an island in the North Pacific Ocean; part of the Mariana Islands archipelago; USA territory
Coordinates: 13 28 N, 144 47 E
great place to eat some mighty fuckin'awesome tasting barbeque
What?! You don't know where the fuck Guam is?
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Guam means beautiful island paradise. A place where all other nations are jealous for some insain reason. Maybe because you can never find the true meaning to happiness. Most people say that we are ungratefull, Don't flatter yourself you can never have what we have.
Guam is the most beautiful island to be on
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Any place really far away, whether or not it's really "the" Guam.
A: Where did Mike go for that exchange student thing?
B: Guam.
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this means "Very cool" and it wasstarted in Mrs. O'Day's 5th period History class by Isaac.
That is, like, SOOO guam!!!
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1. Basically chubby Filipinos that have 9,987,064 ways to make spam... Just like that black guy from Forrest Gump.
2. A smelly anus that resulted from eating red rice
1. Mike - Dude, make me some spam!
OokaPooka - Okay homie.. Watchu want? Spam is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, spam-kabobs, spam creole, spam gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple spam, lemon spam, coconut spam, pepper spam, spam soup, spam stew, spam salad, shrimp and potatoes, spam burger, spam sandwich. That- that's about it.
2. Mike - Dude! Your guam smells.
OokaPooka - Must be from the red rice
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1-When something is a far distance, especially when people are under the infulecne of marijauna.
A-Yo lets walk to Laurnes house
Group- okay
A-what the fuck why arent we there yet
Zach-cause she live sin fucking guam
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