What is Guampler?
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A fucking idiot. Typically this person lies about everything that doesn't even require lying. Usually friendless.
Person: The new Metallica album comes out next year!
Guampler: Yeah I know I love Metallica!
Person: What's your favorite album by them?
Guampler: Uhh I like the... second one.
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The unfortunate birthday that happens to fall exactly 9 months after Valentine's day.
Kelly: Hey, you know what's weird?
Me:..