What is Guampler?
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A fucking idiot. Typically this person lies about everything that doesn't even require lying. Usually friendless.
Person: The new Metallica album comes out next year!
Guampler: Yeah I know I love Metallica!
Person: What's your favorite album by them?
Guampler: Uhh I like the... second one.
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Used when telling a fat guy to shut the fuck up.
"Hey tubby, shut your tits."
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Almost having sex, but having the universe dick you over in some way. Like, so close that, could you freeze-frame the moment and displac..
