Guan Di

What is Guan Di?


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In the Chinese pantheon of Gods he is the Patron Saint of Bean Curd ( tofu), War, and the general protector of the souls of the dead. Made "famous" by being the featured monster in the cult movie "My Name is Bruce."

With Flashing Red Eyes, & a Flowing White Beard, Everyone Knew He Was a God to Be Feared! Guan Di is his name, Guan Di is his name, Guan Yu Guan Me, Guan Di, Guan Di is his name!

See tofu, evil dead


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