Guan Yu

What is Guan Yu?


1.

Highly popular figure in the Three Kingdoms era of China, Guan Yu was known for his awesome strength and unswerving loyality. Also known for long beard and 90+ pound saber lance. Oath brother of Liu Beiand Zhang Fei.

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Guan Yu was said to be worth a thousand soldiers on the battlefield. He was oath brother to Liu Bei & Zhang Fei, and the leader of the Five Tiger Generals of the Shu-Han. Second to none in valor, he was captured by the Wu forces while defending Jing.

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A verbal command for someone to leave the general area

Guan Yu, get da hell outta here!


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