Guaranteed

What is Guaranteed?

When you agree with something, Think something is good, see a attractive female

"ooohhh blaitenly guaranteed"

"shes guaranteed"

"Mate, That maccy d's was guaranteed mate"

See guaranteed, gormless, cuntish

A term incredibly overused in advertising.

"OMFG!!! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!!!!!1!1!11111!!one"

See advertising, commercials, salesman, corporate

[janky]

1. (adj.) A JANKY person is your friend, while secretly stealing everything you own in a sneaky manner: such as your wallet, drugs, girl fr..

Qeed

1. The smell of after sexual intercourse and being very high, the smell that is queef and w33d mixed together to make a beautiful smell. M..

Momswhoms

1. The "muted open mouthed smiling with hand over mouth snigger" laugh that one does when something distateful and/or painfull b..

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