Guaranteed

What is Guaranteed?

When you agree with something, Think something is good, see a attractive female

"ooohhh blaitenly guaranteed"

"shes guaranteed"

"Mate, That maccy d's was guaranteed mate"

See guaranteed, gormless, cuntish

A term incredibly overused in advertising.

"OMFG!!! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!!!!!1!1!11111!!one"

See advertising, commercials, salesman, corporate

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Vanilla Lolipop

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Gothic Snowball

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