Guaranteed

What is Guaranteed?

When you agree with something, Think something is good, see a attractive female

"ooohhh blaitenly guaranteed"

"shes guaranteed"

"Mate, That maccy d's was guaranteed mate"

See guaranteed, gormless, cuntish

A term incredibly overused in advertising.

"OMFG!!! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!!!!!1!1!11111!!one"

See advertising, commercials, salesman, corporate

Zones

1. Another word for the 'Oyster Cards' the blue plastic cards used to travel in place of tickets on London underground and busses..

Your Shit Smells Of Roses

1. 1.If someone says something about you, and you are saying it like 'what so your perfect?' 2.If some bitch walks into the loo ..

Cocksmacked

1. the opposite of pussywhipped. damn it ed,everytime you even ask to go to the store she bitches for the rest of the day. you need to tak..

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