What is Guaran-tittied?
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Guaran-tittied is when you are going to be with a female and though you may not engage in intercourse with her, you're at the very least gonna see some tits!
"You gonna get some pussy when you see tiffany tonight?"
"Not sure, but I know I am guaran-tittied."
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