What is Guaran-tittied?
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Guaran-tittied is when you are going to be with a female and though you may not engage in intercourse with her, you're at the very least gonna see some tits!
"You gonna get some pussy when you see tiffany tonight?"
"Not sure, but I know I am guaran-tittied."
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Or: Chip-o-shit
An unattractive dark "beauty mark" that some people have on their faces.
"Enrique Eglasias has a chip o..
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Someone who has bad teeth.
Eww. That cavity creep tried coming on to me...