What is Guaran-tittied?
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Guaran-tittied is when you are going to be with a female and though you may not engage in intercourse with her, you're at the very least gonna see some tits!
"You gonna get some pussy when you see tiffany tonight?"
"Not sure, but I know I am guaran-tittied."
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The act of double fisting a girl while wearing Hulk Hands.
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In other words, big fuckin' deal. A sarcastic response, usually said as a jealous reaction.
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