Guard Baby

What is Guard Baby?

a person whos entire military carear has been in the guard. ie no active duty.

"i enlisted at 18 and now i have 27 years in and im still only a MSgt b/c noboday above me has died/retired, i am a guard baby."

Vagweed

1. An out of control bush. Your mom is like a werewolf with the vagweed she's got going on in her crotch. See bush, muff, vagina, pu..

Zumming

1. The act of using frozen fecal matter(poo) as a dildo or other sexual aid. "Dude, me and my girlfriend froze some crap after our sc..

Miami Zamboni

1. A sexual act so unspeakably perverted no one knows what it is. The miami zamboni sequence had to be removed from the film "The Ari..

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