Guard Baby

What is Guard Baby?

a person whos entire military carear has been in the guard. ie no active duty.

"i enlisted at 18 and now i have 27 years in and im still only a MSgt b/c noboday above me has died/retired, i am a guard baby."

Beltsanding The Walrus

1. A euphemism for rough sex, where the walrus is the female/or receiving partner involved, and the belt sander is the person doing the pen..

Howardcheesemanfoot

1. an adjective used in describing unflattering shoes which make the foot look thin and elongated. 'My boots are such a howardcheesem..

Ewoked

1. The act of bleaching the hair surrounding one's anus. Man, dat bitch had some wookie crack, but went and ewoked dat shit!..

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