Guard Dog Edit Meaning

1.

The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingmanto climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffyenough for the sandlot kidto retrieve his baseball

The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty

Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.

Angry, angry guard dog

See Ben

2.

Slang for a gat. Generally a handgun, or other concealable firearm.

Often used in conjunction with teeth.

Assumed to have originated in the Canadian west provincial drug trade.

Man, I got shitloads of teeth, but no guard dogs...how 'mi s'posed to protect my boys?

See Geth