What is Guardie?
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noun. An individual who is not only involved in the sport of colorguard, but who constantly obsesses over whether count three is straight up or on the forty-five. These individuals also frequently spin and toss inappropriate objects such as golf clubs and tennis raquets. Guardies participate in both outdoor and indoor seasons and shriek when a colorguard or greater skill is mentioned.
That guardie never stops twirling her pencil.
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The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.
I was paying much homage ..
