Guatemala Edit Meaning

1.

Guatemala is a small country just east of mexico. Has one of the highest crime rates in central America.

Two midgets embark on a journey to Guatemala, what obtictles will they encounter on this epic quest of love, truth and compassion?!

See mexico, ghetto, spanish, pineapple

2.

Guatemala..Best Country like eva..

"Ay Yo, i want mi sum pollo Campero"

"Aitte den, lets go to Guatemala

See Irene

3.

Country situated betwen Mexico/El Salvador,a Quetzal(national maney) its 8.oo$ or so, Quetzal too its the national bird,the most important turistic atraction are:TIkal(an acient mayan city),Atitlan(a lake).

How i knoe so much?, I live there...and for the person who posted the last definition:IDIOT!!!

See Sebastian

4.

A small "country" east of Mexico. It's citizens tend to be short, bow legged, and dark. When not envying Mexico and imitating cuisine from El Salvador, you can find them selling roses on the streets and carrying laundry baskets on their heads.

"Ay! who's that hideous creature? She looks like a pig in heat."

"Calmate, güey. She's from Guatemala. You should know that they aren't as attractive as Mexicanos."

See hideous, thieves, vomit

5.

A place where little Native American Indians wear funny little hats and also engage in sexual acts with llamas.

Eww so Yamaleck is from Guatemala? I thought she(he?) was from Romania.

See guatemala, guatemalan, llama

6.

a place that reminds me of tamales

and for the idiot who wrote number one guatemala isnt in mexico

See guatemala, hispanic, spanish

7.

The only ppl sad enough to actually sneak over the border to be part of Mexico

Mexican: Oh man, I'm gonna illegally cross the border to America! Oh yeah.

Guatemalan: I'm going to illegally cross the border to Mexico! Oh yeah. I can't wait to get out of Guatemala.

See guatemala, border, mexican, illegal, sad, cross