What is Guatemalan Blumpkin?
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The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.
"Girl, what happened to your hair?"
"My nasty ass boy friend Guatemalan Blumpkined me!"
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the sound a guy makes as he cranks out a wad of goo!
I let out the loudest jerk grunt when I popped all over my wives face last night.
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A disabled person with haemorrhoids
A disabaloid ie Andy from Little Britain
See disabled, handicapped, haemorrhoids, piles, mario..
