Guatemalan Blumpkin

What is Guatemalan Blumpkin?


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The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.

"Girl, what happened to your hair?"

"My nasty ass boy friend Guatemalan Blumpkined me!"

See blumpkin, blowjob, guatamala, guatamalan, sex


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