What is Guatemalan Crotch Cricket?
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Crabs that live in the area between the anus and genitals, leaving sores that whistle when you walk.
Did you hear her walking past? Sounded like she had a whole family of Guatemalan crotch crickets between those legs.
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1. To start/end sex at exactly 12:34, day or night.
2. To take a shot/smoke it up at exactly this time. (Some say it must be done daily..