What is Guatemalan Lawn Ninja?


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The unidentifiably Hispanic lawn maintenance crew. They mysteriously appear at 10am on a Saturday, with neither call nor contract. They set up all their equipment and wake you up with their obnoxious weed eaters, but manage to disappear before you are awake enough to open the blinds.

*covers face with pillow* Damnit honey the Guatemalan lawn ninjas are back!

See lawn, ninja, guatemalan, guatemala, spanish, hispanic, lawn mower, weed eater, weed wacker, mysterious


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