Guatemalan Stinkfish

What is Guatemalan Stinkfish?

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A fish found in Guatemala, known for leaping out of the rivers and farting and/or shitting in people's faces. Disgusting.

Dumb bitch: I'm going to Guatemala this summer.

John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!

Dumb Bitch: Really?

John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!

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