What is Guatemalan Surprise?
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When a Caucasian person held for ransom, and found covered in feces from an unknown species, typically feces of Mayan decent... in an attempt to assimilate them and strip them of their "gringo" ways.
We just experienced a Guatemalan surprise upon checking into the hotel
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Take plastic king cobra snake and shove up her ass and yours at the same time. Then forcefully make her yell "wow" loudly whi..
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Earlimart,CA
Population - Few(that are legal)
Mexicans,Philipino's, 4 black people
Earlimart: a dirty ass beaner ass town that h..