What is Guatemalan Surprise?
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When a Caucasian person held for ransom, and found covered in feces from an unknown species, typically feces of Mayan decent... in an attempt to assimilate them and strip them of their "gringo" ways.
We just experienced a Guatemalan surprise upon checking into the hotel
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a sexual act where one fingers one's partner's anus and then gives oneself or one's partner a mustache with the filthy fi..
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One who hacks the English language to suite their own purposes. Typically involves the creation of new phrases and words as well as alt..
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Usually used when homosexual people go out on the pull. Can be used with straight men going out to pull girls. General term for lesbian..
