What is Guatemalan Surprise?
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When a Caucasian person held for ransom, and found covered in feces from an unknown species, typically feces of Mayan decent... in an attempt to assimilate them and strip them of their "gringo" ways.
We just experienced a Guatemalan surprise upon checking into the hotel
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i hurt people like nothin
ayo get that fool son..
man it aint nothin i kills dudes for funs mayne..
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When a male reaches orgasm, and the ejaculate is forced to remain 'inside' or redirected into the bladder, either by clenching..
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a panda looking creature, that usually spends is time chewin on bamboo, and/or irritating people sitting next to him/her on the computer..
