What is Guatemalan Surprise?
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When a Caucasian person held for ransom, and found covered in feces from an unknown species, typically feces of Mayan decent... in an attempt to assimilate them and strip them of their "gringo" ways.
We just experienced a Guatemalan surprise upon checking into the hotel
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Random Words:
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1.) A sex toy 2.) A nickname for a person
Joe is such a pocket ass
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A cute little ass that is small enough to fit in yo..
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floppy ass saggy breasts
Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.
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