What is Guatemalan Surprise?
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When a Caucasian person held for ransom, and found covered in feces from an unknown species, typically feces of Mayan decent... in an attempt to assimilate them and strip them of their "gringo" ways.
We just experienced a Guatemalan surprise upon checking into the hotel
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A extremely useful word when insulting an orphan child. Fuck orphans. I mean no one wanted them, I don't, therefore a word was crea..
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To yank ones reproductive organ to the point of climax.
Roland likes to yankerbate because he gets no action from the ladies...
