Guatemalan Surprise

What is Guatemalan Surprise?


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When a Caucasian person held for ransom, and found covered in feces from an unknown species, typically feces of Mayan decent... in an attempt to assimilate them and strip them of their "gringo" ways.

We just experienced a Guatemalan surprise upon checking into the hotel

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