Guatemala's Revenge Edit Meaning

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noun: sickness which developes after consuming large amounts of spicy mexican foods, and recieving either of the following condicions: heartburn,

bloating, diarrhea, narcolepsy, bedwetting, genital herpes, impotence, menopause, temporary blindness, polio, testicular cancer, agoraphobia, loss of the ability to smell and/or taste, or even hobophobia.

1: after eating at the local taco stand, i started to feel guatemala's revenge setting in, so I ran to the bathroom.

2: when talking to my friend, i accidently said "guatemala's revenge", rather than montezuma's revenge, so i saved myself from looking stupid by insisting that it was a real word and later decided to make it a real term.