What is Guava?
1.
A particularly fun fruit. Green on the outside, pink on the inside. The Juice is simply marvelous. The fruit is popularly served in halves, and chosen over pear halves.
"Would you care for half a pear?"
"I'd far rather half a guava!"
2.
Guava - its what women have and what most men strive to get. Simply put, its a word that replaces a cruder definition for female genitalia such as box/pussy/twat/cunt etc.
Rayno - "So Ben, that chick was hot!! Did she have a nice guava?"
"bro - that chick had the hairiest, scariest guava I have ever seen"
" Dude, I struck gold last night - she had a beautifully waxed guava"
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3.
a small yummy fruit that should not be consumed unless found in the liquid form.
mm, that guava sure is pink.
4.
In Costa Rica
Spanish slang for "Dick"
Don't go around saying you want "jugo de guava" unless you want dick juice. If you want guava juice it's "jugo de guayaba"
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5.
adj. Doing something with incredible style, finesse, or libido.
Did you see Ralph let that honey have his spot in line at KFC yesterday?... Guava!!!
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6.
A female-specific version of the taint.
All the wiping from her diarrhea makes her guava raw.
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7.
Gay butt sex consisting two guys behind the couch at 3 AM. Waking up randomly and saying "Mmm lets get guava!"
"OW MY BUTTHOLE"
"COCK SLAP HIM!"
"I want guava!"
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