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When you take a short dragoff a cigor jointbut don't inhalethe smoke.
No, I didn't inhale... it was just a mouth puff!
See i..
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First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.
Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?
Husband: No..
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A term used to describe the actions of a person who has just removed their head from their ass, but is taking their time figuring out ho..