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When you cum on your pubes and they stick to your skin
BOB: Dave, i got stickey toffee pudding so bad last night.
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A fuckin' dork ass who is 24 7 in love with his gf. A fagcop.
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A drink consisting of 1oz Jagermeister and 1oz Goldshlager. (also known as a starry night) This shot is taken either in celebration of a..