Gudger

What is Gudger?

1) A very slow moving or sloth like person. An individual who is always arriving much later than anticipated.

2) an unofficial measurement of time which is about an hour behind standard time.

Get off the couch, change your pajamas and wash your hair! Quit being a fucking Gudger!

Or

David: We are late for the movie. Has anyone seen Jonathan?

Matt: we should see him later, he is on Gudger standard time.

See sloth, slow, lazy, indignant

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