What is Guerf?
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A word that either has no fucking meaning or can be substituted for any noun or adjective for no apparent reason and was put on this earth to annoy me. Originated from a Natalie Portman SNL skit.
"What the guerf is that guerf guerfing from your guerf?"
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Person who is an asshole; also speaks liberally without thinking and will say anything to get a laugh.
Haley: Ruby your such a Rectum F..